This is going to contain some VERY high levels of snark, as this was sent to me in a letter, anonymously. The person that sent this to me didn’t even have the balls to be known. Because of that fact alone (not to mention the sheer absurdity of the letter), it will be mocked.
Here is a two page letter I was sent in the mail. The mind boggles at the sheer complexity of this argument. It’s so incredibly simple, the U.S. is shaped like a Native American’s head, that I must truly believe!
I note that in the drawn head, it has no representation of Florida. Perhaps they can’t explain a strange penis chin? Not by the penis of my chinny-chin-chin!!
What about Alaska? I dunno, maybe that should be a short pony tail? No, that would prove that following the Grateful Dead was the true work of god.
Man, that guy needs a tissue to blow off the boogers, too. Maybe he had a cold when the land masses were being put into place?
Here’s page 2:
I can’t even follow this one. I’m not sure the point here at all. Up at the top “Adolf Hitler Idol Shitler Idle Destroyer?”
What does this even mean!? The labels of Europe, “Lucifer’s Clipped Wings”, “Lucifer Treading on Israel”, and the icing on the cake “Hitler’s Shitler”. Seriously? What am I supposed to be getting from this?! Apparently there is also something cut off on the right hand side that is an arrow to Italy. Whoever sent this couldn’t even do a copy job correctly!
The person even got my zip code wrong.
So, with all of the amazing proof on this that makes so much absolute sense, I hereby am converting back to mormonism… I mean, what other logical choice is there?
Oh, right. Logic.
Very funny. Thanks for sharing.
Thanks for reading, it boggled the mind!